random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis

you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

it sounds like something you want, but you don't - radioelectric

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin



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