stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
