stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus