press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
where we help one another out through grope therapy - Navier-Strokes
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
LET THE MATING BEGIN - swiggy