you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
