you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
I like face shooting, or punching if I'm Batman - papango
surprise dick is my favourite - kitten
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik