you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
seven levels of rad - graham
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik