never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
it's not about the panties. It's what's inside that counts - swiggy
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
