never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
better to have clicked and hated than never to have clicked at all - sanepride
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
fake testicles were a free speech issue - hell yeah
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
