turn on, tune in, tits out - ENZ
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen