they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
porn is expensive. Pr0n is free - Saint_Marck
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
still illegal, even if they are lesbian polygamists - Amul Muzz
