I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
still running version .9 - King of the Hill
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
