defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers