random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG

if it doesn't seem right, it probably belongs here - soulecho

Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus

don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361

there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon

where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire

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