Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

there's always time to pump - sacrelicious

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

want to see cockphagia? - ckfahrenheit

who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber

it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt