there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
still running version .9 - King of the Hill
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz