teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
