random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369

it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope

blood is the best lube - swiggy

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

cunning ignorance - kichijoii

to milk out buckets of fuck butter - DarkShadowRavenDragonGrrl69

eat clit or die! - vahid

most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk



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