the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
