the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
