home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride