we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
it's because of all the working hours and cocaine - eIfish
if you're sock puppeting to save your reputation, you're not drunk enough - Dioxin
never read comments - theolypse
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
I let go of all my sky babies" - Aidentas
