we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
you gave your game away with the Troll Moderation - circulate
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid