we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
like the deafening padded silence of a thousand cats - cb361
a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru
