we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
wood man approves highly - snowfox
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
