I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
press F5 for a funny tagline - rebbel
I'm pretty sure anyone here could figure out how to have sex with it - snowfox
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
