where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
life begins at confection - Tirade
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
taser him again, boys - Moke
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
