where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati
I want it so badly - Wadysseus
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd