damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
fapping all over the world -
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96