dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
because war is awesome in movies - sanepride
shetland is teh hawt equine - leswilkerson
the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger