slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
