slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy