random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox

I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus

the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk

fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur

every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy



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