random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

I am sticking with cock - papango

I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos

^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil



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