smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore
I am sticking with cock - papango
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
