smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
^ ^ v v <> <> B A - Polyphemus
it's almost like having friends - cb361
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
life begins at confection - Tirade