random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96

I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate

stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48

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