who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
nothing hotter than a girl who just says what she wants, or just sticks it in her own ass from time to time. - spite48
poetry is what happens when words get together for a gay orgy - arrowhen
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
you dont have access to that information - Nostrildamus
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..