priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
Tagline? - Mikhail_16
tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
