priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
