random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil

having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy

Tagline? - Mikhail_16

tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon

another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

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