random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

priceless. And worthless. - sanepride

too subversive to be subtle - Chop-Logik

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0

real men don't need permission to fap - Supreme_Coconut

why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious



Posts of Import
Karma
SE v2 Closed BETA
First Post
Subscriptions and Things

Karma Rankings
ScoobySnacks
HoZay
Paracetamol
cb361
Ankylosaur