condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
