condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
there doesn't seem to be anything here - crom
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
you do not get to nominate your own comments for taglines - b
i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
