condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
a mostly-NSFW online community - Baxter_UK
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
first you have to convince Saint Marck to not be a useless pile of shit - Jewbacchus
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
