condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
if you look carefully you'll notice Marc is hugging his sister's butt and her foot is on his head - snowfox
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
I also pee in the shower, but that's for another discussion - snowfox
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
