I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r