lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
it's almost like having friends - cb361
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
retarded people still like to fuck - almostz
because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
