Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

lend a hand - f00m@nB@r

beauty really is only skin deep, especially in the case of the vagina - Bodnoirbabe

a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-

comedic sociopathy is what I do for a hobby - rndmnmbr

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi

I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd

interesting, if partially nonsensical and disheartening? - mura

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt