lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
