in a hurry to fap? Too bad, 'cause the audio is going to distract the hell out of you - aori
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
taser him again, boys - Moke
no sea too rough, no muff too tough, we dive at five - Fenny
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
let crazy put its dick in you - cb361
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
my sock is now my sword - Gyro
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody