a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
tamp modded me up. Does that make me crazy? - Jaxon
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
Digg for dicks - plexer
don't dream it... SE it... - leswilkerson
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
