a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
girls schlick. Boys fap. - Saint_Marck
fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik
come for the porn, stay for the DIY tips - Ronin.ca
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish
KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore