Sensible Endowment

random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

I didn't design the darn thing ;) - steele

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

constructed from mind-glue like a brain castle - Baxter_UK

I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

man is the most extraordinary computer of all. And women are even cooler - Context

the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers

1	ScoobySnacks
2	HoZay
3	Paracetamol
4	cb361
5	mechavolt