a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
the plural of anecdote isn't "data." - willrogers
eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
