a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
we're just searching for lump - mattfish
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
I Love this Stuff - taeyn
it's the fapture! - Robolt
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
