Monday, 23 January 2017

Doomsday Prep for the Super-Rich

quote [ “When society loses a healthy founding myth, it descends into chaos,” he told me. The author of “Chaos Monkeys,” an acerbic Silicon Valley memoir, García Martínez wanted a refuge that would be far from cities but not entirely isolated. “All these dudes think that one guy alone could somehow withstand the roving mob,” he said. “No, you’re going to need to form a local militia. You just need so many things to actually ride out the apocalypse.” ]

Given how much of the current chaos the rich are responsible for causing, at least they're setting up the Fallout LARP I've always dreamed of.
[SFW] [dystopian violence] [+5 Funny]
[by HP Lovekraftwerk@5:37pmGMT]

Comments

midden said @ 11:48pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:2]
They put the hinges on the outside of the door. Idiots.
hellboy said @ 6:42am GMT on 24th Jan
That's, uh, because the government can't do anything right.
shiftace said @ 6:47pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
What do they think is going to stop the trained killers that they have guarding their compounds from taking all their shit and dumping their carcasis in the streets when the apocalypse does happen?
Wadysseus said @ 11:27pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:1 Insightful]
It's like they didn't even read World War Z.
milkman666 said @ 6:51pm GMT on 23rd Jan
In cooperation with other Oligarchs perhaps they could host each others hostages. I keep the family of your guards and you keep the family of mine.
lilmookieesquire said @ 7:21pm GMT on 23rd Jan
And share women with the guards?!
Ewwwww.
lilmookieesquire said @ 7:20pm GMT on 23rd Jan
That's why you use Automated Defence Turrets.
Turret said @ 7:28pm GMT on 23rd Jan
I don't hate you.
hellboy said @ 8:40pm GMT on 23rd Jan
Pretty sure the trained killers are going to be among the first to lose their jobs to robots.
knumbknutz said @ 8:42pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:1 Underrated]
Did someone say "Fallout Larp??"

Please tell me we will finally get to see the much anticipated sequel to this...with a supermutant dressed nerd throwing tennis balls and screaming "FLAMER!-FLAMER!-FLAMER!"

And don't get me going on the cardboard MKII power armor made from silver-sprayed cardboard I have been saving for just this occasion...

Lightning Bolt!


HP Lovekraftwerk said @ 9:38pm GMT on 23rd Jan [Score:1 Classy Pr0n]

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