Tuesday, 23 March 2021

Taiwan official urges people to stop changing their name to 'salmon'

quote [ Dozens of people have changed names to include ‘gui yu’ to take advantage of sushi promotion...

In a phenomenon that has been labelled “salmon chaos” by local media, about 150 mostly young people visited government offices in recent days to officially change their name. ]

My favorite names were Whirlpool Naruto Salmon Xie and Explosive Good Looking Salmon.

[SFW] [humor] [+2 Funny]
[by biblebeltdrunk@12:00amGMT]

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mechavolt said @ 2:48pm GMT on 23rd Mar [Score:1 Underrated]
The United Daily News reported that one resident decided to add a record 36 new characters to his name, most of them seafood themed, including the characters for “abalone”, “crab” and “lobster”.

This dude isn't changing his name back, he's covering all his bases for future promotions.
Jerry A Ben said @ 3:32pm GMT on 23rd Mar [Score:1 Funny]
It works. How do you think I got all that free ice cream?
Hugh E. said @ 9:15pm GMT on 23rd Mar
What if your middle name is Janet and you're destined one evening to meet a stranger across a crowded room?

Surely, it would be understandable to change your first name to Salmon.
cb361 said @ 5:35pm GMT on 24th Mar
Salmon Schalmon Janet.
Hugh E. said @ 12:38am GMT on 25th Mar
I do not get it.
cb361 said @ 9:39am GMT on 25th Mar
I've laid the seed.
It should be all you need.
mechanical contrivance said @ 3:01pm GMT on 25th Mar
Keep your seed to yourself.

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