That's cold. You rock!

Don't let the crutches fool you. Dude left the courtroom walking upright after the verdict.

As long as people have money, there will be other people willing to take that money in exchange for goods or services.

that stuff always sounded like quackery to me. im pretty sure prison is going to suck, and you can't really do anything to game the system. i'd more bet that going into prison as some high-powered exec who thinks you're special, and who's just paid a bunch of money to get a leg up on everybody else, is probably gonna make prison way, way worse.

i saw some video once where a guy was like "there's three things for getting along in prison: please, thank-you, and excuse me." not that you'd make things nice with all that, but that really, its do pretty much everything that can be done.

I would guess that part of the help a consultant might offer is in how to keep any special privileges from causing resentment. Most likely by spreading the wealth via gifts to other inmates. He is also probably getting help to make religious claims to qualify for Kosher food to avoid prison slop, get special religious holidays, etc.

A good consultant will show you have you can turn the earpiece of your glasses into an excellent shank. Also what the best commissary recipes are.

I wonder what Epstein's prison consultant told him.

"Sexually assault the biggest meanest guy on day one. Establish dominance, be a Top Dog"

You either get busy raping or you get busy dying.

didn't we see this as a movie plot 5 years ago? with will farrell and kevin hart??

Yes.