You know you're a special kind of prick when furloughed FBI officials volunteer to raid your home.

I'm surprised. I would've thought he'd be taken in by the Batman.

I was thinking he looked like the monopoly guy. But you're right, the TV batman I think.

Turns out he's a toon. You need to kill him with dip.

Someone finally got arrested for Hillary’s emails, and it wasn’t her.

The Trumpers shouldn't have relied on a vague pronoun in their chant. An action statement should always be specific.

White House seeks list of programs that would be hurt if shutdown lasts into March


The Russian-Republican war on the US has so far only been financial, institutional, and cultural. However, softening the US should be a precursor for violent war, Russia absorbing neighboring Soviet States while the US is in distressed chaos, our president instructed to ignore US alliance treaties and ultimately dismantle NATO. Doing it while Brexit March 29th would make the most sense, the UK having also been split from the EU and within. If the Mueller report also comes out in March, much of the Russian border could easily shift outward accidentally as we deal with GOP leadership being charged with treason and our judiciary too weakened to bring them to trial.

The Onion: Trump Admits He Assumed Roger Stone Was Already In Prison

Is this tattoo supposed to have the same effect as thinking of baseball stats?

This is actually a thing. I thought it was a joke/photoshop. TIL.

Longtime Republican political adviser

I'm not saying that the trolls are Russian plants. But I find it very interesting that for the past few days, they've been all over SE pushing social arguments (like the Covington shit), even on non-political posts. And then on posts like these, with actual substance, they're not here. It's almost like their entire purpose is not actually to argue a political point, but to spread social chaos.

Fish even replied to my non political post comment. It was so dreamy.

And then numbers shows up and proves my point for me. Just because the media falls for your shit doesn't mean we have to.

I am a NYer and Roger Stone first came to prominence with the campaign and election of George Pataki as Governor. He was called Pataki's Brain, and came up with the insightful "IT'S MARIO CUOMO'S FAULT" slogan. I don't recall him being the Alex Jones wacko fuck that he is publicly today back then. He was not such a celebrity, so maybe it just didn't get ink.

Could not have happened to a nicer guy.