he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
keeps palms in business - Baxter_UK
taser him again, boys - Moke
did I call someone a douchethinker? - ring riot
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
some people have more time on their hands than seems healthy - cb361
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
