he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
take that, verb tenses - Dioxin
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
this isn't Reddit - theolypse
THIS IS YOUR WARNING - puppet
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep