this should be a tagline - Trigger
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
averaging 1.5 nipples a post - ahPook
