you have become the mirror image of that which you despise - Nostrildamus
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
I rarely read the articles! - insanemonkey
If they're old enough to climb Mt. Everest, they're old enough to suck my clit. - snowfox
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
sex for the ego, porn for the id - Lord Hypnos
I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil
which do you prefer sir, high or low velocity? - theolypse
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
