whose breast is that anyway? - cb361
during his precious visitation time he was posting to SE again! - lilmookieesquire
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
that's a terrible pick-up line - cb361
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
to activate the unit, one must tap the unit - HoZay
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
