if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
it's almost like having friends - cb361
beer seriously kicked my ass - graham
LOLs guarantee citizenship - revchoppy
ain't nuthin gay about liking a girl with a pretty cock - sacrelicious
wood man approves highly - snowfox
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
I just got rickrolled by The Guardian - Stratafyre
marked NSFW because I know you fuckers too well. - Transfer
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
