if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
ensuring that you won't get a courtesy lube - sacrelicious
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
Putting the fun in mastur-fun-bation. - forgotten
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
he who falls asleep with sex problem on mind, often wakes up with solution on hand - Chop-Logik
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz
it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp