if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck
fap 'til you puke - kang
I wish I could upmod again for the rectovag exam - sociology_boy
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
your dongle is not unlike a cownipple - theolypse
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
obviously a strongly elongated penis is the solution - mjteegarden
priceless. And worthless. - sanepride
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious