defiantly masturbating material - tamp
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
dammit. they censored the 16- and 17-year old - f00m@nB@r
I meant nipples - crwk8
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
