it's a series of n00bs! - Chop-Logik
it's the fapture! - Robolt
that turned out bigger than I expected, but... meh. - EPT
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
if you're not jerking off to it anyway, get the hell out. - assbastard
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
I be down for a tagline contest. All you guys is way funny - yogi
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog