come for the porn, stay for the psychoanalysis - Barnabas_Truman
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil
the Star of David - Refreshingly not a penis - drunk
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur