she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
I am sticking with cock - papango
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
Swiss cheese is almost begging for tentacle rape - headlessfriar
now you have an evolutionary excuse - monday
the deep breathing was my pr0n running in the background... - absterjo
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
