she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
this should be a tagline - Trigger
the spiritual successor to masturbation - DuncmanG
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
oh, once again my boyish enthusiasm got the better of me - feeling constipated
