eventually, she asked to see Garrison's penis - monkeytooth
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78
you think teaching people to read will fix YouTube comments? - kishi
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
eat clit or die! - vahid
it's like leaving a million tiny calling cards - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
