glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
I love the smell of porno in the morning. Smells like... *fap* - spectre853
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
that noise is the ladies of SE moistening. - papango
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
fapping all over the world -
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
bleeding out my balls - Naruki