because the only thing more awesome than having a team of ninjas and a harem is having it be the same team - Jewbacchus
slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz
cause everyone has balls - maryyugo
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
most of our mouths are full of cock - assbastard
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
