random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

take that, verb tenses - Dioxin

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

we have interactive pornography. Its called sex - Tirade

I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom

Please email all complaints to Saint_Marck@aol.com - Bleb

An aspiring tugger should probably consult a doctor before getting started... - HP Lovekraftwerk

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361



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