a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
we welcome anyone who is intelligent and difficult to offend - spite48
I cant risk letting my right hand cramp up - lilmookieesquire
every day is a good day for autoerotic asphyxiation - rndmnmbr
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
Cry faps, and let slip the dogs of porn! - ralfmaximus
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
