a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
there's love, and then there's SE love - madfishmonger
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
glorifying the worst of mankind, and from a first-person perspective - ComposerNate
I like that bear's buttocks - warmseat
QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik
because sometimes one colon just isn't enough - dreamingzephyr
swinging the ancestral cock - Hazel
it's not random, but it's not sensible either - FifthSpango
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna