a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
a phallocracy of vaginophiles - kang
condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
we may be smart, but we can be damned lazy, too - TheFurnace
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
bleeding out my balls - Naruki