a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
teaching people how to type one handed since 2002 - Metatron5369
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire
society is the condom that protects us from being complete dicks to each other. It's pretty thin but it works 99% of the time - devilsad
-1,000,000 you cost me a blowjob - horseinsheep
ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK
fap 'til you puke - kang
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
it's not gay if he looks like a chick - mechanical contrivance
