a Canadian's ass is like a Play-doh Fun Factory - -_-
It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore
I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361
I don't want to put my willy in that secret hole - Xiph0
when come back bring pr0n - moriati
would it annoy me if someone shat in my bathtub? - Nihil
why havent we replaced MORE fabrics with bacon-cloth? - wottan
another failed attempt at capitalizing on an Internet meme - damnit
why would anyone want to worship someone who leaves stains everywhere he goes? - sacrelicious
where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight - lilmookieesquire
positive thinking will make tentacle porn possible - themanwhoeatslettus
