when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog
what a bum-flavored funnelcake. - todde
some pron in the extended - dook_sucks
fuck you all and eat a dick. My site, my rules - hacked matt (steele did it)
stupid and ill-conceived. Plus, no backhand. - sanepride
my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48
a vagina may not be a clown car but an ass is not a storage locker - tamp
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
nothing says youthful rebellion like a 60 year old that has to be attached to machines in order to make any sounds - sacrelicious
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
