when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati
I think they're just pretending to be lesbians - jaxtraw
the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox
never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
I understand and I wish to continue - lost
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
lend a hand - f00m@nB@r
