random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

I meant nipples - crwk8

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

we're all SEmen, here. Even the shemen. - theolypse

fear breasts, as the moth fears the candle - theolypse

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride

the vagina of the female duck is a winding labyrinth that warrants the male's crazy corkscrew of a cock - snowfox



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