when nine hundred years old you reach, fap as good you will not - EPT
home of the pr0nnoisseur - donnie
4chan can be the true face of the internet, because we're the true tits - Context
bitches don't know about my particular set of skills - danshyu
because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context
I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
the truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off - madpride
if anyone starts being dirty, I will come and kung fu you - LINGsCARS
Joecam loves this stuff - Krutz