sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
defiling the lifebag of man - tamp
it's not porn if it doesn't have genitals. - Misanthrope
PeTA vs Blackwater: No matter who loses, we win - paxInanis
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
I'd still do her, just wouldn't listen to her - Navier-Strokes
legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman
goddamnit, we can wank to anything - wyckedfae
on the internet, you'll always be 18 to us - Navier-Strokes
we're all boob girls here, trust me - spazm
abortion and procrastination don't mix well. - mwoody