sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
fap 'til you puke - kang
my wife occasionally checks SE, so I love monogamy too - flat_michael
I don't think most of you are actually reading the article - ExLife
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride
your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard
seven levels of rad - graham
nerdy girls are a singularity for dicks. - Nihil
if you start running low on space remember you can stack them inside each other. - arrowhen
disparaging two of my three favorite places to put my penis - KingPellinore