sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil
are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman
bleeding out my balls - Naruki
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep
all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian
