random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

sometimes a cigar is just a penis - Nihil

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

bleeding out my balls - Naruki

better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75

I'm from Chicago, and yeah, we're all pretty much gigantic hypocrites with big penises - horseinsheep

all these tagline suggestions are too damn long to fit anywhere - Saint_Marck

good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

new KRAFT squeeze-away-cancer, in all your favorite flavors - symmetrian

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