the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli
having a penis that weighs more than a duck is actually a hassle - -_-
coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga
I didn't learn anything, I'm not a better person, but I laughed and wasted a few minutes - Mopy J
a wretched soul is he who does not live or lust under summer's rule - arrowhen
a serving of foamy prawn gel between courses helps to cleanse the palate - Saint_Marck
you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things
they won't rest until they give every social interaction creepy undertones - zkhan
smell that? That's desperation and shame - Shrike96
let the meat cake! - arrowhen
we're just searching for lump - mattfish