random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the beauty of rape dollars, is you can pay with them whether he accepts or not - Makopelli

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

welcome to "Sacrelicious Pisses on Everything Day" - Krutz

taser him again, boys - Moke

I hereby suggest that a new verb for the act of cunnilingus be created - KingPellinore

Girls are like voltron, the more you stick together, the better it gets. - Chop-Logik

don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte

TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur

if I can fap to this so can you - Saint_Marck

it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context

not into old dudes - themanwhoeatslettus



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