the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma
TRIGGER WARNING - Ankylosaur
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
sometimes, people are born with ambitious genitalia - mky
I'm afraid you can't get the shit back in the horse - sacrelicious
where you can be a vagitarian - vahid
nazis and terrorists have sweethearts waiting for them back home too - ENZ
Digg for dicks - plexer
better sign up for a prepaid legal, you gonna need it - fz75
who's in charge here anyway? - sanepride
