the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish
shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate
she's hot, and has a great ass, but that was gross - b
good for your brain AND your prostate - PottyMouth
The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface
you cannot offend the truly innocent - Rapscallion
you don't need to be valuable to join the botnet - psychotim
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
I just leave a soul patch on the front. It's like having a little Hitler in my pants - snowfox
