random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

this should be a tagline - Trigger

you can't say things like that, sis. People will make pervy comments - shiney things

if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance

you ended up on SE, so the impact on your development is very clear - HPew

if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate

fuck my ass, I suck - Chop-Logik

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

you and the goat will appreciate it in the end - lilmookieesquire

just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench

it's the fapture! - Robolt

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