random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

In honor of our second anniversary, I've had a prostitute adopted in your name. - steele

all this time I could have been using milking gear? - lilmookieesquire

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

retarded people still like to fuck - almostz

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

Not Safe For Work. Or for people with morals - max_damage78

terrorism I can sink my teeth into - Chop-Logik

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

Onanism at its finest. - forgotten

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