never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy
don't try to kill a guy who's willing to go down on you - sanepride
THERE IS NO TIME FOR LOVE WHEN YOU ARE A DEMON - Dioxin
cunning ignorance - kichijoii
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
the sound of one hand clapping is the other hand fapping - YHVH
it's not because people were disagreeing with me. It's because they were disagreeing with reality - Naruki
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
stroking should generally move from the edges ... to the middle - drunk
I think I understand why matt wanted out - Jewbacchus
