random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties

I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr

coping with death by nonsensicality since ... today, apparently - taiga

the cop on the phone told me you have to blow me now - mattfish

slowly dying in our own vomit - Krutz

it's like Kegel exercises for your brain - Mr. Langosta

The warm, hollowed-out ham of the Internet - mrcookieface

head, shoulders heart and groin, HEART AND GROIN - symmetrian

keep it down and keep it dirty - moriati

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil



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