never get into a pissing contest with a bunch of pedantic pseudo-intellectuals - rezties
fuck the DM! We're taking this game into the Matrix - Ankylosaur
if she's good enough to be my friend, she's good enough for my junk - ComposerNate
unknown dick scares me - snowfox
Batman is batman with a blue sky and green grass. Not a corpse on a tightrope with a fish - ukdollars
it doesn't count as a handjob if you do it yourself - Context
not a fan of little girls or kittens? do NOT click this link - bltrocker
spare the mod, spoil the child - thikarai
who says love can't give a man an erection? - MmmFiber
if we stop respecting 'dibs' then the world will dissolve into chaos - balzac
is there a grand council of fap, and if so, who cleans their offices? - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..