yeah, and what about gay porn? - sacrelicious
golden Sharias for Justice! - Sgt Harry Snapper Organs..
we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers
if it's glowing, you're fapping too fast - mechanical contrivance
a real real man would use a sensible erectant - EPT
I like how you can see just a hint of asshole - crom
fap 'til you puke - kang
a free-style poem with no consistent meter or rhyme scheme - snowfox
I romanced my girlfriend both ways. It made her cry into the pillow - banksr0
never breaks - nor does it bend. - ricky60
just because we aren't used to seeing it doesn't mean the universe isn't - Trench
